Granny Wampus

Angie Taylor Crabtree’s character - Granny Wampus, Appalachian Granny Witch and half-sister of Serendipity Soulfire. Who is Granny Wampus? Is she an old fairy? Is she a goblin? Is she a witch? Well come sit a spell chil' an I'll tell ya some of what I knows about Granny Wampus. Some says she growed up in these mount'uns, others say she growed up WITH these mount'uns, still others say she ain't real, but I promise ya, she ain't no haint, she's real as me an you! Granny Wampus was here in these mount'uns when that very first bunch of them Scotchies come from acrost that gre't ol big pond with them babies. She watched 'em from behind her trees, watched 'em an studied on 'em, but they never knowed she was there. She learned 'em an got to know each one's peculiar ways. She watched them babies run an play an she watched them growed up ones learn the ways of these mount'uns. Well, one day, one of them babies got real bad sick an nobody knowed what to do, so Granny Wampus decided she just had to help these newcomers who had come to love these mount'uns as much as she did. She come out from hidin' an told 'em how these mount'uns will provide ever'thang ya need an how they'll take care of ya if'n y'all take care of them. Now Granny Wampus never had no babies of her own, but she wanted 'em bad, so she just reckoned she'd magick one up, well least ways try to. Trouble was, Granny Wampus is way better at curing what ails ya than she is at magickin' up babies. She magicked up one that is just as purty as the day is long, but she's a touch on the silly, flighty side. Granny Wampus calls her Feather Blossom an she tends to get on Granny's nerves at times. As for the rest of her odd clan? Well Feather Blossom was forever branging some critter home hollerin about how it follered her and they just had to give ‘em a home. Some of them critters was a little on the strange side an not quite what one would call purty. Didn't make no never mind to Granny Wampus though, she loved 'em anyways. Y'all might call 'em goblins an if'n y'all run acrost one best watch it cause they're tricksters! An if'n they go to hollerin' "GIGI! GIGI!" best keep yer eyes opened cause you might jus' catch a glimpse of ol Granny Wampus herself! Then you can decide fer yer ownself, is she a fairy like Feather Blossom? Is she a goblin like them other babies Mudd an Pot Pie? Or is she one of them Appalachian Granny Witches?? One jus' never knows cause ol Granny Wampus sure ain't a tellin' One thang we knows fer sure, when Granny Wampus an her clan is out an about, there ain't never a dull minute!