Three Sheets To The Wind

a ship

Aaarg, ye scurvy sea dogs! Appalachian Renaissance Faire be keepin’ a weather eye out fer a few pirates, buccaneers and even an odd landlubber or two lookin’ fer an adventurous berth aboard the good ship, Three Sheets To The Wind, the first weekend of November. That would be the 2nd and 3rd of November in Piney Flats, TN. Our capt’n -- bein’ a fair and wise master -- cares not whether ye be male or female, but ye must be ready and up fer all manner of hijinks and shenanigans.

To prove yer willingness to join our merry crew, present yerself at our Cast Meeting on Tuesday, September 24th at 6:30 pm in Piney Flats. Ship’s Articles and Code will be illuminated to ye then. And iffin’ ye sign and don’t show up, may yer livin’ carcass be consumed by Davey Jones’ pet kraken, Petey, says I.